Although you won’t even be tempted to take a bite out of it, this Forbidden Fruit will get you plenty juicy, and looks just as wholesome as fresh fruit on a summer day. No need to hide this mighty vibe from prying eyes. But, hidden within it’s discreet veneer is a powerful and pulsating stimulation that will easily take you to Eden and back again. This happy apple can be used on your clit, labia or perineum – it’s even great on a guy’s balls, if you have one of those to play with too. A great gift for the vibe novice who doesn’t want anything “gross” or “scary,” but could use a little personal blossoming. $119.
The Form 2 offers more than twice the power of other vibrators, thanks to dual vibrating “ears” that surround the clit. Why does this matter? The clit is, essentially, a tiny penis with a head and a shaft, but most people ignore the shaft. This takes care of that. Unlike other vibrators, the flexible tip of each ear is powered with four vibration modes and five power settings, so you can slide, flutter, and vibrate to your heart’s content. The Form 2 is waterproof and rechargeable, and you can’t possibly “overcharge” it, so feel free to plug it in overnight without worry. This is truly sex toy innovation at its best, and we’re just as excited about it as you are.
If you get off on saving the planet, then the Solar Bullet vibe is the pocket rocket for you. Eight hours of exposure to sunshine provides one hour of two-speed vibration against your clit, balls, perineum… you decide. Makes a perfect gift for your favorite tree-hugging pleasure-seeker, or bring it on your next camping trip.
Yup, there’s an app for that. Download the OhMiBod iPhone app and DJ your orgasm, on the dance floor or at home. (Or better yet, have someone do it for you, and really give up all control.) Just hook it up to your iPod/iPhone/mp3 player/home audio system, and thrill to the rhythmic vibrations your favorite bump-and-grind music provides (or set it on manual to use like a regular vibrator). The wireless controls, shower-friendly insertable body, and 25-foot remote range liberate you to dance, gyrate, and come closer to the music than you’ve ever come before. After much discussion, (MUCH discussion,) we think this would be really fun if you were out for the evening, in public, and your partner was controlling it. Seriously. No, really.
If there really is a garden of Eden, it would surely be filled with these orchids. This is Alyssa’s favorite vibe of all times. Why is it so awesome? The powerful bulbous tip is awesome for stimulation anywhere you want it, internally or externally. The slender stem and angled bud makes it perfect for g-spot stimulation. But the added bonus is that it’s a great boy-toy as well, a perfect prostate pal. The hard surface is easy to clean, and the batteries seem to last forever in this simple toy. It doesn’t hurt that it’s small enough to take with you on an overnight adventure, or an afternoon delight. It’s a perfect toy. Alyssa says so, so it must be so.
The Hitachi Magic Wand has long lorded over the loins of the power-hungry pleasure seekers. But, for a lot of us, it’s just a tad too aggressive, and noisy, and heavy and connected to a cord… Well, now we have the Rechargeable Mystic Wand! This pretty pink workhorse is powerful, trusty, and versatile — its flexible neck, six super-powerful vibration functions (three speeds, three pulses), and skin-safe, splashproof body make it an obvious choice for your toy chest. This combo kit gives your more bang for your bucking, as it comes with a G-Spot vibe attachment too. Mystic, indeed!
This may be proof that we’re Mac girls here at Not So Secret, because we seem to be drawn to this largely because it looks like a vibe that Apple would design. (Apologies if you are now picturing Steve Jobs, that wasn’t our intent.) Geekery set aside, this is a sweet little clit vibe. A beveled shape for targeted clit vibration, six pulsation and speed options (controlled by an intelligent microprocessor, no less!), intuitive controls, and quality construction make for a perfect storm of pleasure. Siri is rechargeable and nearly silent, so you can enjoy it anytime, anywhere. Cup it easily in the palm of your hand, and the rest will come as easy as Sunday morning. We think of it as the iCum, and we love it. In a creepy cult-like way that makes everyone else feel slightly inadequate.
You know how people are always using body-massagers as sex-toys? The Laya Spot Vibe is the opposite. It’s a sex-toy that works surprisingly well as a body massager. And it doesn’t look like a weirdly animated penis, so you can take it with you anywhere without worrying about who’s going to find it. Hello, lover! An ergonomic shape and three distinct buzz patterns provide absolutely solid stimulation in a sturdy device at a low-enough price point that this is a great cum-to vibe for all purposes. You should probably keep one in your car for long road trips and rush hour traffic. You know, for sore shoulders.