Play With Toys!
All talk and no play makes….. Well, it doesn’t make for great sex, that’s for sure. Here are some of our very favorite toys to get more play into your day (and your sex life.)
We-Vibe II. G-spot and clit at the same time!!!! And as if that weren’t enough, its tiny profile means you can actually use it during vaginal penetration with a partner. You can even use it during vaginal penetration with your favorite dildo, since it is totally secure in its prowess and happy to share. The We-Vibe II slides in and rests with just enough pressure to stay securely on your G-Spot and your clit for enough hands-free stimulation to….
If any anal toy could be described as “absolutely adorable,” it would be Flexi Felix. This critter is perfect for butt beginners, and cute enough to make the whole thing giggly. Instead of turning into a boring old butterfly, this caterpillar cutie creates sweet butt-joy, with supple silicone beads that start small and slowly enlarge. And Felix’s slim base holds the toy in place, while nesting so comfortably between your butt cheeks that you could almost forget it was there — if it didn’t feel so good, that is.
This dildo is specifically designed for manual G-Spot stimulation. G-spots love firm pressure and massage, and the versatile Rose G-Spotter is designed to do just that, in the hands of someone who knows your body (including you.) Use the curved end to massage, press, and pull on the G-spot. If you want to switch up the sensation, turn it around and use the bloops for a whole different kind of penetration. Best of all, the affordable Rose G-Spotter is made of boilable, disinfectable Pyrex, so you can warm or cool it gently before use. Just add some lube, and the glass surface becomes perfectly slick.
We love being women, seriously. But we’re very pro-prostate, and the Duke kind of makes us wish we had prostates. With variable speeds, he has 8 different kinds of stimulation for his prostate and perineum, simultaneously. (Throw in a blow-job and you may need to call paramedics.) Rechargeable and made from silicone, the bullet is removable so that the body can be boiled for sanitation. This thing is amazing. If your boy doesn’t know the pleasure of prostate stimulation yet, this may be just the right introduction.
Oh, Octopussy. It was a great James Bond flick, and it’s a beautiful toy. Made of Pyrex – which is easily sanitized, as well as holding both heat and cold for super sensory stimulation – this dildo is as beautiful as it is sexy. These tantalizing tentacles are complete with pseudo-suction cups, which add surprising variety and texture when used by a creative lover, or by you, since you know exactly what you want. Just gorgeous. We love this one.
This may be proof that we’re Mac girls here at Not So Secret, because we seem to be drawn to this largely because it looks like a vibe that Apple would design. (Apologies if you are now picturing Steve Jobs, that wasn’t our intent.) Geekery set aside, this is a sweet little clit vibe. A beveled shape for targeted clit vibration, six pulsation and speed options (controlled by an intelligent microprocessor, no less!), intuitive controls, and quality construction make for a perfect storm of pleasure. Siri is rechargeable and nearly silent, so you can enjoy it anytime, anywhere. Cup it easily in the palm of your hand, and the rest will come as easy as Sunday morning. We think of it as the iCum, and we love it. In a creepy cult-like way that makes everyone else feel slightly inadequate.
There aren’t that many harnesses that make the wearer feel sexy, but this one does. It’s very well cut, so it doesn’t squeeze you in the wrong places (if you think muffin-tops are bad in jeans, they’re horrible in a harness!) Then there’s the sexy corset-style back lace closure, super hot. And, of course, it just works really well. By which we mean it is secure, but also that the dildo placement is nice and low, so that you can pleasure your own clit while penetrating your partner. That elusive penetration double orgasm isn’t easy to come by for anyone, but this gives us “girls on top” types a chance. (Especially if you stick a small vibe between your clit and the harness. Wow.) So, ya. 3, please. No need to wait for Christmas.
We’ve been referred to as chicks with balls. Although they’re usually referring to our incredible strength, courage and modesty, the truth is, we have real balls. Silicone Smart Balls, that is. And we’re not afraid to use them. As much as we like our bodies to look good on the outside, it’s how they work on the inside that really matters to us. We eat right, we exercise and we do our kegels. Doing your kegels is the best way to enhance your vaginal orgasms (and as ugly as it sounds, to prevent incontinence as you get older.) These are perfect. Get them, use them, and you can have balls too.