Sexionary – G thru K
Sexionary: G – K
G Spot – Kink
G Spot The G spot is rumored to be the magic button for female sexual pleasure. According to treasure maps of the female erogenous zones, it can be found inside her vagina, about two inches in, on the belly-button side, and roughly the size of some sort of nut. Some women’s G spots are the size of brazil nuts, (lucky) and others the size of peanuts, which can make them harder to find and pleasure. Mind you, many people do not believe there is such thing as a female G Spot. This is believed to be the key to vaginal orgasms in women – and not all women have vaginal orgasms.
Gang Bang A gang bang is a sexual event in which several people have sex with one other person at the same time. In a heterosexual gang bang, that would be several men having sex with one woman, lots of men not just two or three. Of course, if you’re talking about gay men, its several men all having sex with one guy. Lesbian gang bang, several women. It seems like it should also work with several women having sex with one man, but we’ve never run across that. Maybe feminism just hasn’t gone there yet?
Gay Back in the old days, the word “gay” just meant happy. Now if mostly means men who love (and / or have sex with) other men, and women who love (and / or have sex with) other women. We will be very happy when we live in a world where happy people can love any happy people they want, and it doesn’t need a label at all.
GFE Girl Friend Experience. This term is mostly used with prostitutes, and describes a woman who will kiss you, talk to you, snuggle with you, as if she were your girlfriend. Sounds simple, but many prostitutes don’t kiss and snuggle. That’s very intimate stuff, and many people prefer to keep it just about the act. A quick in and out, as it were.
Hardcore Generally speaking, entertainment – like photos, videos, & fiction – that graphically depicts sexual intercourse involving someone penetrating someone else with something, somewhere, somehow. Cock in mouth, tongue in pussy, finger in ass, dildo in anything…. All hard core.
Hummer Unlike the giant gas-guzzling small-cock-compensating car of the same name, a Hummer is a truly simple and wonderful thing. Performed on either a man or a woman, it is simply the act of humming while performing oral sex. If their goodies are snug in your mouth when you hum, it adds an absolutely lovely vibration. You don’t have to do it the whole time, but it’s a nice accent here and there. If you find someone who can laugh like crazy when you break into a rendition of Yankee Doodle, without losing the mood, then you have a keeper.
Kegels “Kegelcizes kegelcizes, do your daily keglecizes!” When someone tells you to “do your kegels,” they are reminding you to exercise the muscles of your pelvic floor. Fortunately, you don’t have to go to the gym to do this, but you should do it daily, for lots of reasons. The best reason to do them is that it will improve the quality – and hell, the likelihood – of vaginal orgasms. If you’ve never done them, the easiest way to start is while you are peeing. As you pee, just contract your “pee muscles” and STOP the flow. As you stop the flow and hold the pee in, notice which muscles are being squeezed. Now you can squeeze them any time anywhere. Then, you’re ready to graduate to “toys” that will force you to hold in more weight, or squeeze against more pressure, getting those muscles nice and tight. Although we’re big fans of orgasms, exercising your kegels is invaluable for “easier” childbirth and preventing incontinence as you age. So do them. Often. (We’re doing them as we right this. 4,3,2,1, release…..)
Kink The word “kink” has become widely used as both a noun and an adjective to describe sexual practices that people perceive as being outside the “norm.” Now, to be clear, there is no such thing as “normal,” so this is a somewhat problematic definition. For the sake of argument, however, many people may refer to someone who likes to be tied up and spanked as “kinky.” In that case, that persons “kink” would be ropes and spanking.